I do these all the time. I bet you do too. :)
-While walking, pretend I don't see someone that I know until a precise distance has been reached, then go "Oh hi!"
-Stop in my tracks and turn around to get something I forgot; stop again and turn around when I realize I don't need it; stop and turn again thinking maybe it'd be better if I had it; finally stop and turn again because I'm too lazy
-Stare intensely at someone approaching because you think it's someone you know, then when he/she gets close enough you realize that it's not so you quickly duck your head
-Stumble on the stairs in public and then get up and look around to see if anyone saw. Continue on as if nothing has happened. (Actually, I've gotten so used to this that I skip the look around step in order to save time)
-Say something really loudly out of context, such as "I really like to lick them" and realize that the whole room just happened to be silent when you said it
-Answer a question that wasn't addressed to you. Example: "How are you?" "I'm fine!" "......" "Oh..."
Yes. I am well versed in the art of awkwardness. ^_^
If you bang your head on the wall for one hour, you will have lost 150 calories.
love lisa
Answering the question not directed to you by a complete stranger should be one to the list...and how does staring down people you know and pretending to not see them correlate?
ReplyDeleteAlso immediately turning your head when your name is called, only to immediately snap back when you realized it was another person w/ the same name as you.
haha! i do the last thing a lot, but it's even worse because it's when i THINK someone said my name, but they didn't and i just heard wrong. :) what do you mean by the correlate statement?
ReplyDeletei definitely do the first one all the time. in fact it just happened when i was walking back to the 40!
ReplyDeletei do the first three a lot lol
ReplyDeletealso... say hi and wave to someone that you know but they don't see you, so you look like you have no friends. :(
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