Mornings

Heh. I'm probably ridiculously amusing to watch in the mornings. Here are the meanderings of my brain while I stumble through the morning.

*alarm clock 1: Wedding Dress*
Aeaoingawoo
*alarm clock 2: Paparazzi*
Ugh...no....
*alarm clock 3: Fire*
Whimper...so sad...
*attempt to kick off blankets; realization that they are firmly twined around my left leg*
Mmm...can't do it...go back to sleep
*alarm clock 4: Beep beep beep*
Dang...I'm late
*Climb out of bed and remember belatedly that I'm too short for it, so I miss my footstool and fall*
Ow
*Shed pjs and wrap a towel around myself*
I feel like crap. I probably look like it too.
*Look in the mirror*
Oh God.
*Trudge to the bathroom, moaning in response to any friendly morning greetings*
Ahh....water...hot...good
*Get out of shower and dry off; start walking out; slip; fall again*
Ow
*Stand in front of closet staring blankly*
.......
*Realize that I'm late to class*
Crap...t-shirt and jeans again I guess...


Yeah...so just a small excerpt of how little intelligence and coordination I have in the morning. Not that it gets much better during the day, but I'm particularly useless in the morning. ^_^

Mel Blanc, the voice of Bugs Bunny, was allergic to carrots.


love lisa