Adventure

This was the most exciting event that happened to me today:

Kelly: "Blah blah blah marching band blah blah..."
Lisa: "Blah blah...AH SPIDER!!" (spider falls from the heavens and lands on laptop keyboard, quickly shoving its body under the keys. No hesitation)
Kelly: "AH!!"
Lisa: "I need to get it out! But I don't want to squish it and have dead spider under my keys for forever."

5 minutes later after hair clip, needle, and much poking...

Lisa: "I got it out! AHHHH!!!" (spidey crawls fast)
Kelly: "AHH!!! STOP SCREAMING!!" (grabs Kleenex and smashes spider against the ground)
Lisa: ".......where did it come from?"
Kelly: "I think it came from the vent......I think you have spider guts on your carpet now. I kind of freaked out."

So there you have it. I was laying there, minding my own business, and a spider falls from nowhere, lands on my keyboard, and tries to commandeer my laptop from within. FML

There is a spider called the Demodex folliculorum that lives at the roots of people's eye lashes. They are harmless and normal. To see them, take some eyelashes and dunk them in warm water. The spiders will crawl out. 


love lisa