Lisa: Blog, I do love you! I have just been so absorbed in all my other work that I haven't had the time for you lately.
Blog: If you truly loved me, then you would make time for me! Don't you realize how embarrassing it is for me to look around at all my friends and see them getting written in and I have nothing to show since March? Am I not enough for you or something? Gasp! HAVE YOU BEEN CHEATING ON ME?? IS THAT IT??
Lisa: No of course not! I swear that I have no other blogs but you!
Blog: I don't believe you? Who is she?? Is she some haughty typepad blog or something? Or is she...no you wouldn't...SHE'S NOT THAT FLOOZY FROM BLOG.COM THAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT??
Lisa: No! There's no one else! Please don't doubt my faithfulness, Blog. I promise to be more attentive to you! Forgive me! I'll shower you with pictures and thoughts and maybe even a video every once in awhile!
Blog: .....Alright I believe you. But just this one last chance! If you do this again, I swear I'll leave you and take all your thoughts with me!
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