Drinking

Hey, so I know I'm not much of a drinker. I don't like the taste of alcohol (juice tastes so much better) and I only made it to 10:30 pm on my 21st birthday (Please don't mock me any more than my sisters already do. Trust me, I'll never live it down). Still, I wonder how anyone drinks that much.

I mean, I can't drink more than 3 glasses of water in one sitting. I don't know how much water everyone else drinks, but isn't drinking tons of beer just like drinking tons of water? Not just beer, but going drinking itself with the shots and the martinis and everything. Don't you just feel like a giant water balloon after? And that's not even factoring in the drunkenness.

I don't know if I'll ever have the ability to get truly wasted. I can't drink that much liquid! I feel sick drinking that much liquid even if it's not alcoholic! Like tonight, I couldn't even finish one beer. It's not like I reached my limit, but I just couldn't finish it! I felt all sloshy and stuff, and that's never a good feeling.

So please! Someone inform me, how do you drink that much and not feel like you'd cause a flood if someone accidentally popped you?

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love lisa