Hey, so I know I'm not much of a drinker. I don't like the taste of alcohol (juice tastes so much better) and I only made it to 10:30 pm on my 21st birthday (Please don't mock me any more than my sisters already do. Trust me, I'll never live it down). Still, I wonder how anyone drinks that much.
I mean, I can't drink more than 3 glasses of water in one sitting. I don't know how much water everyone else drinks, but isn't drinking tons of beer just like drinking tons of water? Not just beer, but going drinking itself with the shots and the martinis and everything. Don't you just feel like a giant water balloon after? And that's not even factoring in the drunkenness.
I don't know if I'll ever have the ability to get truly wasted. I can't drink that much liquid! I feel sick drinking that much liquid even if it's not alcoholic! Like tonight, I couldn't even finish one beer. It's not like I reached my limit, but I just couldn't finish it! I felt all sloshy and stuff, and that's never a good feeling.
So please! Someone inform me, how do you drink that much and not feel like you'd cause a flood if someone accidentally popped you?
The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year.
love lisa
Monday, February 14, 2011
Thursday, February 3, 2011
Shut your mouth
If you are one of those many people who have I-don't-think-of-others-when-I'm-shooting-my-mouth-off Syndrome, please just shut your mouth.
Seriously, do everyone around you a favor and just don't talk until you have considered how your words may be affecting other people. Lately, a lot of my friends have been hurt because someone said something careless, and said speaker probably didn't even realize they said something hurtful. One careless comment that is forgotten in one second by the speaker will leave the person that got hurt crying and obsessing over it later. It's not that hard to just watch what you say!
You know what kind of people are especially susceptible to I-don't-think-of-others-when-I'm-shooting-my-mouth-off Syndrome? Males who are out to prove how much testosterone they have. It doesn't even matter if they really have any. They just need to prove to the world how freaking manly they are by making some insulting comment that they think is witty. Guess what? It's not funny. No one is laughing and no one thinks that you are any more of a man for saying it. Now you are just a douche.
If you have been a victim of I-don't-think-of-others-when-I'm-shooting-my-mouth-off Syndrome, please just put it out of your mind. People are just careless and self-centered, so they probably weren't even thinking when they made the comment. Don't put any store into it. Do you really want to pay attention to someone who doesn't have balls anyway?
"All men think they are nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names." --Rita Rudner
love lisa
Seriously, do everyone around you a favor and just don't talk until you have considered how your words may be affecting other people. Lately, a lot of my friends have been hurt because someone said something careless, and said speaker probably didn't even realize they said something hurtful. One careless comment that is forgotten in one second by the speaker will leave the person that got hurt crying and obsessing over it later. It's not that hard to just watch what you say!
You know what kind of people are especially susceptible to I-don't-think-of-others-when-I'm-shooting-my-mouth-off Syndrome? Males who are out to prove how much testosterone they have. It doesn't even matter if they really have any. They just need to prove to the world how freaking manly they are by making some insulting comment that they think is witty. Guess what? It's not funny. No one is laughing and no one thinks that you are any more of a man for saying it. Now you are just a douche.
If you have been a victim of I-don't-think-of-others-when-I'm-shooting-my-mouth-off Syndrome, please just put it out of your mind. People are just careless and self-centered, so they probably weren't even thinking when they made the comment. Don't put any store into it. Do you really want to pay attention to someone who doesn't have balls anyway?
"All men think they are nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names." --Rita Rudner
love lisa
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