Why do people try to be eggs? Sure, white is great, but it's so boring after awhile. Plus, after so much white, you know that some are actually supposed to be purple or blue or grey. Then there are the people who are so determined to look like broccoli that they end up being eggs, too!! They spend so much energy flaunting their broccoli-like features and POOF! another plain, white egg is born.
You know what I see a lot? Eggs that are eggs only on the surface. They appear to be eggs just to comfort the carton, but they know they're actually radish or carrot on the inside. They live in constant fear of the shell cracking and revealing a vegetable when honestly, the carton is probably just as tired of eggs as I am. It's just that no single egg is brave enough to crack and reveal the vegetable, so as a whole, the carton remains full of eggs. If an egg were to crack by accident or on purpose though, you know what would happen? That radish or carrot would be remembered. Maybe for good or bad depending on their vegetable, but at least it wouldn't be just another egg.
I wish I could crack my shell, but alas! I am peas, and I need my shell to contain me or I would roll all over the place and make a mess.
Voltaire's last words after being told by priests to renounce Satan: "Now, now, my good friend. This is no time for making enemies."
love lisa
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