God didn't create sleep. Sleep is a human necessity that was created by the devil so that he could deprive us of it and laugh at our pain and suffering. And God doesn't do anything because secretly, He derives amusement from it too by watching us do ridiculous things when we are sleep deprived.
You all don't even want to know.
That is all.
People is Siberia often buy their milk frozen on a stick.
love lisa
Monday, March 28, 2011
Thursday, March 24, 2011
Review games
You know what I've always hated? I hate it when the class before an exam, the teachers think it would be fun to play a game or hold a competition to help everyone review. I know that some people really love these in class games, but I hate them! They are too much pressure! I like watching them, but the teacher always insists that everyone must play, and I have such abominably slow reaction time that I can never press the stupid buzzer before the other students. And it was embarrassing! Everyone was always like, "Lisa is so smart! We want her on our team!" and then I'd feel bad because I know my stuff, but I'm too slow/feel too pressured to do well at games! Then I'm all like:
And my entire team is all like:
Then I'm all like:
Yeah. On the other hand, I've recently discovered Jimmy Johns and can't stop eating their beach clubs, so I've been feeling
about that. Anywayz, good luck to all on their exams and stuff!
Albert Einstein's last words were lost because the maid alongside his bed couldn't speak German.
love lisa
And my entire team is all like:
Then I'm all like:
Yeah. On the other hand, I've recently discovered Jimmy Johns and can't stop eating their beach clubs, so I've been feeling
about that. Anywayz, good luck to all on their exams and stuff!
Albert Einstein's last words were lost because the maid alongside his bed couldn't speak German.
love lisa
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Re: Asians in the Library
Sooooo....I just watched this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoLLEZlpUxk posted by Alexandra Wallace from UCLA, ranting about Asians...please watch this video before you read any further so that you can understand exactly what I am about to talk about.
Wow...I didn't realize people could be so incredibly stupid. I mean, I thought all humans had evolved past the Neanderthal stage by now, but I guess not. I'm just going to go over some of the most infuriating points in the video and offer my responses to her now:
"So, don't take this offensively. I don't mean it towards any of my friends. I mean it towards random people that I don't even know in the library."
Right...because it's always a sign of good moral fiber to be judging "random people that I don't even know".
"These HORDES of Asian people that UCLA accepts into our school every single year."
Did it ever occur to you that the reason hordes of Asians get accepted into good schools is because we are intelligent, talented, and awesome? Do you really think that if you had to compete with us directly for a position in college (as in there weren't any need to balance out the racial composition of a university) you would actually get in?
"If you're gonna come to UCLA, then use American manners."
I...don't really know how to respond to this. What exactly does "American manners" mean? Because last time I checked, America is known as the melting pot, where people from all cultures can live peacefully together. Last time I checked, the actual native people of North America were Native American. I'm sorry to say that you don't look Native American, though with your hair dyed to that extent and your IQ at such a pitifully low level, I can see how you might forget who you are.
"You will always see old Asian people running around this apartment complex every weekend; that's what they do. They don't teach their kids to fend for themselves."
Well I'm sorry that we have loving families and we care about and help each other. I'm sure you're just jealous because your family took one look at your face and wanted to leave you by the side of the road. Also, "don't teach their kids to fend for themselves??" Are you kidding me? You obviously have no idea what Asian parents are like...I can say (with no intent to brag) that I cook, clean, do laundry, grocery shop, and basically can live completely independently, all thanks to those "old Asian people" that raised me, God bless them. And I know that there are Asians who are so much more accomplished than me, which puts them so much above your level that you couldn't even dream of becoming half the people they are.
"You know what they don't also teach them is their manners...Hi. In America, we do not talk on our cell phones in the library...I'll be like deep into my studying into my political science theories and arguments...all of a sudden when I'm about to like reach an epiphany, over here from somewhere, 'OOH, ching chong ling long ting tong, OOH'"
Hahaha...so many things I could say...first of all, you can throw that poli-sci degree out the window, because after this, your life is so screwed that it's not gonna help you. Secondly, your epiphany was probably something along the lines of "Oh my gawwwd...soooo...if I go to the mall right now, I can, like, probably get, like, another top that's, like, way to small for my fake boobs for, like, 10% off!!" Finally, the mockery of Asian language that you made just shows how ignorant you are. You'd never be smart enough to learn an Asian language for real anyway.
"So being the polite, nice, American girl that my momma raised me to be."
Ha. No commentary necessary. You're mom's probably so ashamed of you right now, she's probably wishing that she had died an early death so that she hadn't given birth to such a thorn in society's side.
"I swear they're going through their whole families just checking on everybody from the tsunami thing."
This is the most cruel, ignorant, heartless thing that you said in this entire video. You obviously don't have enough brain power or care in your heart (or neither) to be able to even try to understand what people in Japan are going through right now. I'm sure you never even took the time from your busy party schedule to consider how someone who has just lost their entire family, all their belongings, their entire life, must feel. The fact that you consider your 'studying' (if you were even doing that) to be more important than someone finding out if their loved one is alive shows how sad your existence is.
Okay....sorry everyone. I just had to get that out. Not that I support threats and violence, but I can definitely see how some people (especially someone who has lost someone to the tsunami) might go in that direction.
March 21st is the International Day for the Elimination of Racism.
love lisa
Wow...I didn't realize people could be so incredibly stupid. I mean, I thought all humans had evolved past the Neanderthal stage by now, but I guess not. I'm just going to go over some of the most infuriating points in the video and offer my responses to her now:
"So, don't take this offensively. I don't mean it towards any of my friends. I mean it towards random people that I don't even know in the library."
Right...because it's always a sign of good moral fiber to be judging "random people that I don't even know".
"These HORDES of Asian people that UCLA accepts into our school every single year."
Did it ever occur to you that the reason hordes of Asians get accepted into good schools is because we are intelligent, talented, and awesome? Do you really think that if you had to compete with us directly for a position in college (as in there weren't any need to balance out the racial composition of a university) you would actually get in?
"If you're gonna come to UCLA, then use American manners."
I...don't really know how to respond to this. What exactly does "American manners" mean? Because last time I checked, America is known as the melting pot, where people from all cultures can live peacefully together. Last time I checked, the actual native people of North America were Native American. I'm sorry to say that you don't look Native American, though with your hair dyed to that extent and your IQ at such a pitifully low level, I can see how you might forget who you are.
"You will always see old Asian people running around this apartment complex every weekend; that's what they do. They don't teach their kids to fend for themselves."
Well I'm sorry that we have loving families and we care about and help each other. I'm sure you're just jealous because your family took one look at your face and wanted to leave you by the side of the road. Also, "don't teach their kids to fend for themselves??" Are you kidding me? You obviously have no idea what Asian parents are like...I can say (with no intent to brag) that I cook, clean, do laundry, grocery shop, and basically can live completely independently, all thanks to those "old Asian people" that raised me, God bless them. And I know that there are Asians who are so much more accomplished than me, which puts them so much above your level that you couldn't even dream of becoming half the people they are.
"You know what they don't also teach them is their manners...Hi. In America, we do not talk on our cell phones in the library...I'll be like deep into my studying into my political science theories and arguments...all of a sudden when I'm about to like reach an epiphany, over here from somewhere, 'OOH, ching chong ling long ting tong, OOH'"
Hahaha...so many things I could say...first of all, you can throw that poli-sci degree out the window, because after this, your life is so screwed that it's not gonna help you. Secondly, your epiphany was probably something along the lines of "Oh my gawwwd...soooo...if I go to the mall right now, I can, like, probably get, like, another top that's, like, way to small for my fake boobs for, like, 10% off!!" Finally, the mockery of Asian language that you made just shows how ignorant you are. You'd never be smart enough to learn an Asian language for real anyway.
"So being the polite, nice, American girl that my momma raised me to be."
Ha. No commentary necessary. You're mom's probably so ashamed of you right now, she's probably wishing that she had died an early death so that she hadn't given birth to such a thorn in society's side.
"I swear they're going through their whole families just checking on everybody from the tsunami thing."
This is the most cruel, ignorant, heartless thing that you said in this entire video. You obviously don't have enough brain power or care in your heart (or neither) to be able to even try to understand what people in Japan are going through right now. I'm sure you never even took the time from your busy party schedule to consider how someone who has just lost their entire family, all their belongings, their entire life, must feel. The fact that you consider your 'studying' (if you were even doing that) to be more important than someone finding out if their loved one is alive shows how sad your existence is.
Okay....sorry everyone. I just had to get that out. Not that I support threats and violence, but I can definitely see how some people (especially someone who has lost someone to the tsunami) might go in that direction.
March 21st is the International Day for the Elimination of Racism.
love lisa
Friday, March 4, 2011
Heaven and Hell
I always hear that Heaven is beyond what I can imagine and that Hell isn't how humans stereotypically describe it. Heaven is not drifting around on clouds of white playing a lap harp, nor is Hell burning fires and chains. I have also heard that Heaven is being with God all the time and Hell is never being able to reach Him. Now I obviously have no idea what they are really like, but I think that Heaven will be pure happiness and Hell will be pure misery. I don't have either in their purest form right now, but here is what I think they may feel like (and I mean this in the least blasphemous way possible).
Heaven will be like...falling in love under a perpetual sunset (I like sunsets better than sunrises)...that fully rested feeling that one only wakes up with once every few years...a shopping spree with all your best friends...perfectly, incandescently happy...free ice cream...the longest string of snow days EVER...the gingerbread house from Hansel and Gretel, but without the witch...unicorns, nymphs, and Toothless...a peaceful walk through a quiet wood in 72.5 degree weather...duck crossings (some people may not agree with me on this one, but they just don't understand)...bubble wrap all the time...a fresh blanket of snow that will always seem untrodden no matter how we walk in it...double rainbow...suffused with the love that I feel for my family, except towards everyone.
Hell will be like
climbing up an endless staircase
organic chemistry exams (actually, maybe this is misery in its purest form)
the betrayal of your best friend
underestimating your size, then going up a size only to find it's still too small
durian...everywhere...
being covered in mosquito bites, or chicken pox
finding out that Santa Claus doesn't exist
laying in bed about to fall asleep then remembering that you need to do something important and knowing you will forget if you don't do it immediately
no more ducks :(
Okay, so I know my Hell list is shorter, but it's just much nicer to contemplate Heaven. :)
The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year.
love lisa
Heaven will be like...falling in love under a perpetual sunset (I like sunsets better than sunrises)...that fully rested feeling that one only wakes up with once every few years...a shopping spree with all your best friends...perfectly, incandescently happy...free ice cream...the longest string of snow days EVER...the gingerbread house from Hansel and Gretel, but without the witch...unicorns, nymphs, and Toothless...a peaceful walk through a quiet wood in 72.5 degree weather...duck crossings (some people may not agree with me on this one, but they just don't understand)...bubble wrap all the time...a fresh blanket of snow that will always seem untrodden no matter how we walk in it...double rainbow...suffused with the love that I feel for my family, except towards everyone.
Hell will be like
climbing up an endless staircase
organic chemistry exams (actually, maybe this is misery in its purest form)
the betrayal of your best friend
underestimating your size, then going up a size only to find it's still too small
durian...everywhere...
being covered in mosquito bites, or chicken pox
finding out that Santa Claus doesn't exist
laying in bed about to fall asleep then remembering that you need to do something important and knowing you will forget if you don't do it immediately
no more ducks :(
Okay, so I know my Hell list is shorter, but it's just much nicer to contemplate Heaven. :)
The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year.
love lisa
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